mahanart:

hug-hxe:

beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while
then
…….


*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.

the thing she swings around.. is that a..?

Yes, yes it is


(Source: aubreyplza)



solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(Source: synapolitan)



evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."



golden-haired-prince:

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

royal-nephews:

The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea

and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.

and we call it:

image

I need this to happen like I need air to breathe.



davejaded:

when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other




scalemate-boxers:

jumps on the bandwagon to hell with Les Misérables

i am so sorry



coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important




hades-has-a-demon-daughter:

Harry Potter Photo set

My Photo Set collection




i-believe-in-melinda-may:

bloodyawfulpoet:

Philinda + Acting as angry parents.

1x05 - Girl in the Flower Dress

I’m pretty sure if anyone didn’t watch AOS they would think this was a daughter getting in trouble from her parents. 



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