you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory